Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
There's even glitter on my cock...
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