theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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