He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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