One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
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