im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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