Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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