I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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