I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
did i walk over a car last night?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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