Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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