I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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