Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
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