I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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