is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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