we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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