Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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