Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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