Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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