I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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