im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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