i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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