Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
he had hair everywhere except his balls
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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