i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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