Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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