Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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