oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
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