Small penises have feelings too.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Sacagawea was the original milf.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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