your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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