When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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