Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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