is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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