Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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