I heard we made out
We're like a lot better than the average bears
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
