OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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