you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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