so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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