I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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