Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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