i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
If I had your ass I would rule the world
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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