So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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