i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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