Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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