omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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