i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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