put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
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