upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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