so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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