yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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