the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I have post one night stand depression
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