I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
there was a trapeze. enough said
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Randomize
