Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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