Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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