Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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