I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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