After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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