Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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